I’ve been wallowing in self-pity and loathing that I haven’t been writing enough, considering my aspirations. I am, through this post, agreeing excitedly to the pop promise that I will blog regularly – write a post everyday. Either that or I jump off my roof. I don’t kid. I never joke. When you laugh at anything in this blog, you will be laughing at me, you cruel (wo)man, keep that in mind.
(Thank you, TheDailyPost :?* I want you to bring me visitors, and I promise to give their greedy eyes some entertainment everyday.)
Why I Never Lived, and why I always lied 
Brilliant! I got my first comment that was not a spam or a friend real close. Feels nice. 😀 I hope you like the decorations, my first guest.
My eyes are *totally* greedy! I’ve been doing The Daily Post and it’s been a lot of fun so far–I’ve met some awesome people.